Reality Snafu

the most annoying part of having allergies is not the sniffling and sneezing ‘cause i can handle that

what i can’t handle is the near crippling fatigue ‘cause God i just wanna do stuff with friends but i cant find the energy dammit

firecr0tch said: what the HECK that is definitely a cause for flustration (also zac is okay with it but is the girl okay with zac too?)

yeah she’s completely okay with him ‘cause she’s not interested in anything long-term, we’re like “kissing friends” now i guess??

she’s not one to get emotionally attached, we just have girl crushes on each other, plus she hadn’t had her first kiss yet and so i was really honored she wanted it to be with me (even tho the first kiss has been over-romanticized but that’s another story)

she actually told me she would rather me be in a relationship with someone who is not her so i have someone to dump my mushy emotional stuff onto (which Zac is totally fine with also) ‘cause she’s not down with that

Zac just wanted us to kiss ‘cause he saw how much we liked each other and kissing is a way of showing someone you like them i think so yeah

so the thing that happened was this

there’s this super cute gay girl at college who has a crush on me and i have a crush on her (my boyfriend is okay with this btw) and tonight

she finally got comfortable enough around me to kiss me

three times

ah

*more flailing*

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nosynonymforsynonym:

Easiest skirt in history! You need 42”x42” fabric and enough 1” or 2” elastic  to go around your waist.

1. CUT

Fold the fabric in 4 and cut a nice curve. To cut the inside curve, use this chart.

2. HEM

Roll the end of the fabric over your finger and stitch.

3. WAIST

Cut the elastic to the width of your waist. Stitch ends together to create a loop. use pins to help line it up with your fabric

4. ASSEMBLE

Stitch the elastic to the fabric and… you’re already done!

hexafusion work in progress!

i have a sort of gooey theme

ignissannat:

Mermaid and Sea-maid from Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide to the Fantastical World

Other creatures from this book - here

type up just one more “it’s a metaphor” post you d-bags i fuckign dare you

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

stripesandteeth:

After a century and a couple of harsh winters, I’ve completed my new Eevee Evolution button set for the upcoming con season! 8)

I just put them up in my store for buying as well! You can either buy them for $3 each, or $20 for the entire set. I also currently have a moving sale going on for my store right now where you get free shipping on all orders over $10 for US buyers! It ends this Friday on the 18th. Use the code MVSALE to get your free shipping!

sosuperawesome:

Small and miniature oil paintings by Jessica Gardner

fearlessfeline:

I MADE A SORT-OF-OKAY-ISH-LY-DRAWN COMIC

guess which backgrounds took me the longest, go on guess

this was for a school assignment, and the goal was to solve a representational dilemma, and the dilemma(s) i chose were women of color, happy endings for lesbian couples, and to a lesser extent, fat characters

i give you no explanation as to why my main characters are dark-skinned, gay and one of them is chubby, NO EXPLANATION AT ALL because YOU DON’T NEED ONE

the moral of the story is: the cat is accepting of this, and so should you be

skywhaler:

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

Or one of the aliens is really pretentious and makes blanket statements like “oh that never happens on my planet”, but one of his friends butts in and is like “what the fuck are you talking about, we do that on my street all the time”

Lebo M - He Lives in You
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disneyineveryway:

apparentlyaries:

If you’ve never sat down and listen to the Instrumental of He Lives in You from Lion King 2 you are missing out on life man

it’s flawless

It is flawless and this song is underrated and I am gonna download it and put it on repeat. Like, this song is beyond perfect. I can’t.